gracox:

*puts metaphor in cigarette* it’s a mouth

mythandrists:

mental illnesses cannot be ‘fixed’ by getting a love interest

not in roleplays

not in fanfiction

not in published fiction

not in real life

do not write this i will cut you

Bother My Askbox?
1: What color are your socks?
2: Have you ever lied about your age? Why?
3: What is something you regret in the past month?
4: Do you believe in love at first sight?
5: When was the last time you wrote someone a letter on paper?
6: How old were you when you first learned how to ride a bike? Who taught you?
7: Do you get along with your parents? Why or why not?
8: What’s your favorite season?
9: Do you currently like someone?
10: Have you ever used an Ouija board?
11: What’s the last song you sang?
12: What’s your favorite scent?
13: What’s your favorite urban legend?
14: What’s a bad habit that you have?
15: What’s a strange habit that you have?
16: What’s the first instrument that you learned to play?
17: How would you describe your ‘type?’
18: Would you rather stay in or go out?
19: What was the last thing you said to your mom?
20: Do you want to get married someday?
21: Have you ever snuck out?
22: Can you sing well?
23: What’s an embarrassing thing that happened this week?
24: When was the last time you went sledding?
25: Have you ever/do you liked someone you know you can never be with?
26: Do people often mispronounce your name?
27: Would you like to live in another country?
28: Do you like to watch ghost-hunting shows?
29: Who was the last person you said you loved to?
30: What’s something you’d like to be better at?
31: Have you ever stayed up to talk to someone who was sad?
32: What was the last thing you cooked?
33: Do you think you would make a good parent?
34: Do you have trouble sleeping at night?
35: Where is your best friend right now?
36: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
37: How late do you usually stay up at night?
38: When was the last time you cried and why?
39: Have you ever won a contest?
40: Can you draw well?
41: Would you ever date someone you met on Tumblr/the internet?
42: What was the last thing you ate?
43: Do you think you’re/you’d make a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
44: Have you ever had a near-death experience?
45: What do you think people think of you?
46: What is your middle name and do you like it?
47: Are you close with either of your parents?
48: Do you like yourself?
49: State five facts about your appearance –
50: State five facts about your personality –

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

mellarque:

leaveatrail:

Everyone struggling to hold on to the cornucopia………

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SUPERMODEL FINNICK ODAIR HANGING ON

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this one looks like a selfie gone wrong
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thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

fake gamer girl: i love zelda she's so cool
me: zelda is the name of the guy

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through