urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

neko-haru:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

forgive me father for i have no gf

plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

coachmcguirk:

consider this: 

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